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REVIEWS
Chimera Beast
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So what the hell is the purpose of this website? It's a collection of reviews for obscure arcade games you probably have never played, or even heard of for that matter... and articles on other fun trivial arcade game facts. I promise your life will be completely enriched by the rare, yet useless information provided here.
October 31st, 2011 - On Halloween, the dead come back to life! Or rather, due to popular demand (well okay, one person asked), I decided to revive my old web project - Shock Therapy, a webpage about my favorite game in the whole world, Shock Troopers. I put it up on the internet back in 1999 and made no updates to it in over a decade (shocking, I know). It doesn't really feel right not having the page around, so there it is. Ultimately I kinda wanna do a new tribute to Shock Troopers, since I learned a lot of things about the game in that time and even ended up getting the highest score in the world on it. But we all know how I am about finishing new things for websites, right? Ha ha... ha...... May 31st, 2008 - I keep second-guessing myself as to whether or not it's a good idea to go forward with the side project. In the meantime, I decided to actually finish up a new review instead! Enjoy the horror that is Brute Force.
April 26th, 2008 - I suck. :( I did have an idea for a new project that I was going to put on here, but I ran into a few snags. Once I get the kinks worked out (which I certainly hope will happen sometime within the next few weeks), I'll reveal what it is. You might end up liking it if you enjoy these shitty reviews. August 31st, 2007 - Another 8 months, another update! Sorry. Have I ever mentioned before that I'm really lazy? It's true, ya know. Anyway, review added of Bust-a-Move Again. It's not as interesting as the last review, but hey it's something new. See you in April 2008! (just kidding... OR AM I?) December 20th, 2006 - 8 months later, I finally update the website again! Whoops. To hopefully make amends for my absence, I've added the biggest review yet, for a wonderful little game by Taito called Crime City. Now that that's out of the way, maybe I can get back to regular, smaller updates. Then again, I didn't make good on that promise last time, so who knows!
April 18, 2006 - Can it be? An actual update on this site after a year and a half of stagnation?? Believe it, baby! I've finally gotten off my ass and written a detailed review about a mysterious game known only as Riot. Now, does this mean that I'll get back to updating this page again semi-regularly? Maybe! I still have plenty of other little projects to put up on here, it's just a matter of finding a way to not be lazy and do them. Easier said than done.
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Looking for the old marquee page of awesomeness? It's right here. And I may as well provide a link to the ancient never-gonna-be-updated page Shock Therapy while I'm at it, too.